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Posted on Saturday, November 19th, 2005 at 11:28 pm. About The Habs, The NHL.

Sheldon Souray

Hi, My name is Sheldon Souray.

I am extremely slow and lazy. Sometimes I don’t move at all for minutes on end. I love to use my hooks to grab onto things. I love clutching and grabbing and holding on to anything that is near me. Sometimes I get angry and hit things for no real reason. I sometimes shoot things in random directions but they usually hit something in the way before they get to where there supposed to.

At one point in my life I liked to shoot pucks hard. I liked to hit other sloths who got to close. One time I was selected among a bunch of other sloths as an All Star sloth but I forget what I did that got me picked. I am a lonely sloth these days.
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    1. 1 superfan
      Posted on November 20th, 2005 at 12:56 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      get this bum out of montreal, you can throw in mike ribeeeeeirrroooo as well.
      maybe we can score a bag of pucks and some wooden sherwood sticks if we’re lucky.

    2. 2 simon
      Posted on January 31st, 2006 at 10:09 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      comment je pourai rejoindre sheldon sourray ???tanx go habs go

    3. 3 Angel
      Posted on February 27th, 2006 at 2:17 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      Give the guy a chance. We all know the talent is there…I truly believe it’s the motivation that is missing. Maybe a little self confidence as well. You should never kick a player when he is down, you should lend a hand and help him get back up!

    4. 4 Alexis
      Posted on April 24th, 2006 at 5:05 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      I think this guy is a good part of the team. I personaly really like the way he play, he his a veteran and he do his job very well, i did a couple of mistake but that was because of his personnal problem, he is now very good.

    5. 5 Val
      Posted on April 26th, 2006 at 10:06 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      Listen people, souray is beautiful and a great defensman, everyone screws up once ina while, hes beautiful and im in love with him, negative comments, shove them!

    6. 6 Rockline
      Posted on April 30th, 2006 at 10:42 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      I’m with you let’s go.

    7. 7 Hermosa25
      Posted on November 29th, 2006 at 1:12 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      Nice to see that Sheldon is proving superfan wrong. He’s a great defenseman and he can score as well! He’s only human and like all of us, he can be affected by personal life issues. He’s a great asset to the team and he’s got his mojo back!!! Go Sheldon!

    8. 8 Jc
      Posted on January 6th, 2007 at 6:23 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      Yé nice Sheldon!yé con mais y sait shooter!!

    9. 9 codey gordon
      Posted on February 5th, 2007 at 1:31 am. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      sheldon souray is fuckin awesome if montreal didnt have him they would be fucked and not only can he score he can fuckin scrap too wooooooooooo

    10. 10 Steve
      Posted on February 10th, 2007 at 1:31 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      Souray IS THE BEST PLAYER WITH THE HABS, JUST LOOK AT HIS STATS, 5 fuckn game winning goals!

      Eat that you jealous loosers!

    11. 11 Ott Atla
      Posted on March 12th, 2007 at 9:03 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      Sheldon rocks! Knowing him personally, I can say that there is alopt more to the rumors that went round a while back about him being a “wife beater”. Out of respect for Sheldon, my good friend, I will say this… Women do sometimes beat men. Even hockey players.

      Besides who the hell has the right to judge anyone’s personal life? You walk a mile in his shoes, hold his stick and wear his gear and then you have the right to judge. All you negative commenters should go find something else to do with your time since you probably are nothing more than armchair sports analysts and wannabee hockey players. I am neither.

      Ott Atla,
      Nunavik,
      Québec, Canada

    12. 12 nancy
      Posted on March 20th, 2007 at 3:20 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      Sheldon souray, you are the best, and you are so much beautyful, im in love with you, stay like you are…you are the BEST !!!

    13. 13 Tanya
      Posted on March 20th, 2007 at 3:25 pm. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      Sheldon Souray THATZ MY MAN!! im steel really really in love with him and one day im gonna maried him! his the man of my life but he dont know yet lol! nywayz is the best player with habs if he goes in an other team ill fallow him
      Sheldon if you see my comment i just wanna say to you..I LOVE YOU!!!!!
      take care xxx Tanya

    14. 14 Nancy Woehrmann
      Posted on March 30th, 2007 at 6:46 am. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      Sheldon my family met you when you played in Albany and you made an impression on all of us. Especially when you came to diner, You were young but thoughtful, polite, pleasant. We are so glad to see you having such a good year. The whole family wishes you nothing but the best. Nobody ever called looking for Lasagna…ha ha

    15. 15 Tony MacDonald
      Posted on July 3rd, 2007 at 10:11 am. About 'Sheldon Souray'.

      Listen you people that call yourselfs Hab fans and then come in here and put people down and of all people Sheldon Souray are just plain ignorant. If it wasn’t for Souray last year we wouldn’t even have came close to being in the playoffs, why do you think our power play was so amazing last year? All you supposed fans that all you do is complain everytime a habs player does something wrong, maybe you need to be a Leafs fan you would fit in great there because when habs play good you love them when they play bad you hate them, Go to Toronto and have a miserible life :) and as for souray it will be a great loss if we lose him, so hope for the best!



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