It’s December. It’s freezing out. There’s a giant storm on the way, and the Toronto Maple Leafs are in Montreal on a Saturday night.
That could be the textbook definition of Hockey Night in Canada.
What’s probable is the city of Toronto will go into a panic and maybe call in the Army again to deal with their snow dusting.
What’s still unkwown is whether the Army will be needed to come rescue the Toronto hockey team from the Montreal strip bars they’ll be living at when they can’t fly home after tonight.