A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will�
“Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

Win three in a row and the stanley cup will be mentioned by those bandwagoners.

Smiler2729…..You bad…………But I like it…………..

Eh…..I live in Toronto………….

Good thing you didn’t have to go back 14 years plus to show that the Habs were better than the Leafs. Living that much in the past could be embarrassing.

‘Every opinion I ever hear out of a Leaf fan comes from something they heard from their local dumbass media.’

Considering this website’s content I think that this must be an ironic statement.

The team name hasn’t changed since 1927 princess.

So the Toronto media is crappy but the Montreal media that scares UFAs from going to Montreal is good? enjoy not attracting any UFAs and talking about the 70s as if they were last year.

Yike……Wha….Really….Wha’s scary………….

It is worth it coutNY_HabsFan.

I work for the Toronto District School Board (when I’m not Doctoring). You should see the look on all those Laff Fans when I wear my Habs Jersey. Priceless. Then I tease them about how much the Laffs suck.

Living in T.O has it’s advantages…………….LOL…………

If you look on the Canadiens.com website, the front page is Huet, Kovalev & Koivou.

Now if we were to trade them, who do you think should be on the front page of the website………………

jarvis,carbo,&bob g. he he he !!!!!

I see smiler thinks he Gillett. By the way George, that guy Bob Gainey, and your coach Guy, they didn’t do such a **** hot job this year….its like getting three strikes in baseball George, in America they would call Bob and Guy “yellow”…

I see Smiler didn’t take his meds today, say hi to your alternate personality Dalley for me won’t you?

Gentlemen:

It’s all a numbers games from here on in.

11- the number of games remaining.

660- the number of minutes that the Habs’ players have to play with maximal effort and heart.

22- the number of players that have to give their best efforts.

5- the number of teams vying for the remaining two playoff places.

3- the number of goaltenders that we might see in net before the end of the regular season; also the number of times that we play against the Bruins.

2- the number of points separating those same 5 teams; also the same number of times that we play against the Leafs.

0- the number of prima donnas that we want wearing Habs’ jerseys on the ice before the season is out; also the same number of posts by joshtm today!

Gentlemen, does it get any better than this?

Alright, I have got to change the ending to post #33. Thanks, joshtm!

0- the number of prima donnas that we want wearing Habs’ jerseys on the ice before the season is out; also the same number of SANE posts by joshtm today.

There, that ending actually works on any day of the week.

PS. Great Maple Leaves rant, smiler! Was that just spontaneous or were you responding to something?

“Having said that… Are you ready to end this **** right now ??? I will if you agree not to bash anyone else ok”…….

I said the above.

I extended the olive branch twice. There will not be a third.

I was the bigger man to offer peace. But I guess you don’t want to. It show’s the true person that you really are.

Enough of this ****. I will have to sign in as some one else like so many people in here do……….

“Hate is such a harsh word.

Lets say we “dislike the Laffs with a passionâ€? …………”

That’s a good attitude. Too much hate in the world. Why not love the Habs instead of hating all of the players. They need everyone’s support. It can’t be easy to play knowing that the entire fanbase hates you. No wonder Kovalev has vertigo, the fans veer from on the bandwagon to off it.

I didn’t know that this stat was true:

71.9% of Sheldon Souray’s points have come on the power play and another 5.3% have come short handed leaving just 22.8% of Souray’s 57 points coming even strength.

Do you think that I can still get $5M+ out of Gainey? I am glad that he didn’t trade me but doesn’t that sound a little ridiculous? I mena, 22.8% at even strength. Over 60% of the game is played at even strength.

And Rob, are you trying to say that the Montreal media doesn’t get a hard on for french players? They still ask koivu why he hasn’t learned french. Latendresse has been hailed as a saviour despite just being an ok rookie. They put crazy pressure on the Habs so much so that UFAs don’t want to deal with it.

Toronto’s media is bad but our press in insane. I know I saw people saying the same thing in other threads.

Sheldon:

Love the slap shot, by the way!

What I am saying is that I have read these same stories in both the National Post and the Globe and Mail by TO whiners who like to use this stuff to their own advantage. Montreal is biased against ethnic minorities, blah blah blah.

I personally don’t criticize Kovalev because he is Russian; I criticize him because he is a self serving drifter who doesn’t show up for one quarter of the games. He is also aloof, and really doesn’t seem to be a team player. He rarely hits, backchecks, or even scores, for that matter. He is being paid $4.5 million per year to produce which he doesn’t… to lead which he doesn’t… to be a good example to the fans and the younger players which he isn’t… this guy has no idea which side his bread is buttered.

However, I am supposed to feel sorry for him according to both the Globe and Mail and the National Post. Gimmeee a break!

Look at what I just wrote! How dare I tell the truth! I must be biased! Wait, haven’t some people here said the same things? They must be TO Media ******* as well!

Hi Darren,

Just wondering, in your opinion, how do you account for what’s happening to the Montreal Canadiens? It’s been a while since I’ve seen a team slide so fast and so dramatically in a single season. How does that happen among professional athletes? It’s one thing to start off slow and stay there (ie. Philadelphia), but to compete successfully for several months and then self-destruct is quite another! I really thought there was enough talent in Montreal both on and off the ice to carry this franchise forward.

Curious to hear your thoughts,

Dave Foulkes
Nova Scotia

DD: Dave, there are too many question marks. At the start of the season, I openly questioned the Canadiens depth up the middle and used the signing of Samsonov as part of the reason I didn’t think this team would make the playoffs. However, out of the gate Montreal’s goaltending was superb and guys like Radek Bonk were realizing, if not surpassing expectations.

Untimely injuries have had a negative impact; Sergei Samsonov has the dubious distinction of being the biggest free agent bust of 06-07 and the Habs’ goaltending of late has been average at best.

Throw in a rookie head coach who understandably has made a few mistakes, if not on the bench, then off, in managing some of the turmoil that has found its way into his dressing room, and it all adds up to the Montreal Canadiens now fighting for a playoff spot.

Hey CountNY its based on the last 25 games. Koivu has been a really bad boy since the X-mas break! He has accumalated the majority of his penalties in the last 25 games, I am sure people can’t forget not once but twice he was able to turn a power play, a five on three to a short handed loss, almost back to back games even!