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Sheldon Souray

  • Hi, My name is Sheldon Souray.

    I am extremely slow and lazy. Sometimes I don’t move at all for minutes on end. I love to use my hooks to grab onto things. I love clutching and grabbing and holding on to anything that is near me. Sometimes I get angry and hit things for no real reason. I sometimes shoot things in random directions but they usually hit something in the way before they get to where there supposed to.

    At one point in my life I liked to shoot pucks hard. I liked to hit other sloths who got to close. One time I was selected among a bunch of other sloths as an All Star sloth but I forget what I did that got me picked. I am a lonely sloth these days.
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  1. #1 superfan says:
    November 20, 2005 at 12:56 pm

    get this bum out of montreal, you can throw in mike ribeeeeeirrroooo as well.
    maybe we can score a bag of pucks and some wooden sherwood sticks if we’re lucky.

  2. #2 simon says:
    January 31, 2006 at 10:09 pm

    comment je pourai rejoindre sheldon sourray ???tanx go habs go

  3. #3 Angel says:
    February 27, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    Give the guy a chance. We all know the talent is there…I truly believe it’s the motivation that is missing. Maybe a little self confidence as well. You should never kick a player when he is down, you should lend a hand and help him get back up!

  4. #4 Alexis says:
    April 24, 2006 at 5:05 pm

    I think this guy is a good part of the team. I personaly really like the way he play, he his a veteran and he do his job very well, i did a couple of mistake but that was because of his personnal problem, he is now very good.

  5. #5 Val says:
    April 26, 2006 at 10:06 pm

    Listen people, souray is beautiful and a great defensman, everyone screws up once ina while, hes beautiful and im in love with him, negative comments, shove them!

  6. #6 Rockline says:
    April 30, 2006 at 10:42 pm

    I’m with you let’s go.

  7. #7 Hermosa25 says:
    November 29, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    Nice to see that Sheldon is proving superfan wrong. He’s a great defenseman and he can score as well! He’s only human and like all of us, he can be affected by personal life issues. He’s a great asset to the team and he’s got his mojo back!!! Go Sheldon!

  8. #8 Jc says:
    January 6, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    Yé nice Sheldon!yé con mais y sait shooter!!

  9. #9 codey gordon says:
    February 5, 2007 at 1:31 am

    sheldon souray is ****** awesome if montreal didnt have him they would be fucked and not only can he score he can ****** scrap too wooooooooooo

  10. #10 Steve says:
    February 10, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    Souray IS THE BEST PLAYER WITH THE HABS, JUST LOOK AT HIS STATS, 5 fuckn game winning goals!

    Eat that you jealous loosers!

  11. #11 Ott Atla says:
    March 12, 2007 at 9:03 pm

    Sheldon rocks! Knowing him personally, I can say that there is alopt more to the rumors that went round a while back about him being a “wife beater”. Out of respect for Sheldon, my good friend, I will say this… Women do sometimes beat men. Even hockey players.

    Besides who the hell has the right to judge anyone’s personal life? You walk a mile in his shoes, hold his stick and wear his gear and then you have the right to judge. All you negative commenters should go find something else to do with your time since you probably are nothing more than armchair sports analysts and wannabee hockey players. I am neither.

    Ott Atla,
    Nunavik,
    Québec, Canada

  12. #12 nancy says:
    March 20, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    Sheldon souray, you are the best, and you are so much beautyful, im in love with you, stay like you are…you are the BEST !!!

  13. #13 Tanya says:
    March 20, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    Sheldon Souray THATZ MY MAN!! im steel really really in love with him and one day im gonna maried him! his the man of my life but he dont know yet lol! nywayz is the best player with habs if he goes in an other team ill fallow him
    Sheldon if you see my comment i just wanna say to you..I LOVE YOU!!!!!
    take care *** Tanya

  14. #14 Nancy Woehrmann says:
    March 30, 2007 at 6:46 am

    Sheldon my family met you when you played in Albany and you made an impression on all of us. Especially when you came to diner, You were young but thoughtful, polite, pleasant. We are so glad to see you having such a good year. The whole family wishes you nothing but the best. Nobody ever called looking for Lasagna…ha ha

  15. #15 Tony MacDonald says:
    July 3, 2007 at 10:11 am

    Listen you people that call yourselfs Hab fans and then come in here and put people down and of all people Sheldon Souray are just plain ignorant. If it wasn’t for Souray last year we wouldn’t even have came close to being in the playoffs, why do you think our power play was so amazing last year? All you supposed fans that all you do is complain everytime a habs player does something wrong, maybe you need to be a Leafs fan you would fit in great there because when habs play good you love them when they play bad you hate them, Go to Toronto and have a miserible life :) and as for souray it will be a great loss if we lose him, so hope for the best!

  16. #16 shellyrocksabelly says:
    January 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    hey habbys, thank you for souray…hes having a wonderful year….

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  • Senet1 : We need to draft a couple of star forwards who can score and become game breakers. It is hard to get these types of players in trades although Parise is available, so is Bobby Ryan. There is 60 goals a year. Gomez has now gone a full year without scoring a goal. So how much is that $7+ M per goal. So $7M divided by 0 is zero. So you see math does not lie. That is pretty good stat???????
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  • Senet1 : We I have to disagree a little, I admit things do not look good, but until the second goal we were outplaying them but not finishing anything, when you look how hard some of the guys were working in the corners to get the puck out front and when they did no body was there to shoot it or deflect it. I thought that our #1 line played really well but when a team only has to worry about shutting down one line it usually is easy. Budia played well, could not fault him on any of the goals. PK played
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  • goalie : Can anyone come up with anything positive about our perforance today? I honestly cannot!
  • goalie : Even laayers like Cole, Pacs. Bourque seemed totally frustrated today. What we are seeng is the result of poor management over the past 5 or so seasons. The job wasnt dopne now we have a team that is probably the easiest team in the NHL to play against!
  • goalie : At least Deharnais is trying BUTR he is not and never will be a number 1 or even 2 center. When he goes up gainst bigger players he simply can't get anything done offensively. Thisis not to question his effort!
  • Senet1 : Basically we have one line and Washington was able to shut them down. We need a game breaker, even the other worse teams in the league have a game breaker we do not. Someone to bury the puck.
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  • Senet1 : We need to go after goal scorers I would rather lose a game 6-5 and 1-0.
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  • Mats Naslund : sorry - on replay he didn't touch the puck - which is an issue as well, but still as soft as can be in his own end. terrible play that probably does it.
  • Mats Naslund : BRUTAL giveaway by Kaberle kills the game.. soft as tissue.
  • Mats Naslund : Cole - dangerous shot.. but blocked again.
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  • Senet1 : On the day before the trading deadline, I would put Gomez on waivers and see if someone selects him.
  • Senet1 : Oh better coaching and better attitude with some of the players. Some players like Plekanec seem to be working hard but not accomplishing anything.
  • Senet1 : Itn't it amazing how a coach has turned that team around. At one time Montreal had more points than they did. I have said it all year, if we could get a coach who could get these guys playing as a team we are a lot better team than we are showing. That is why I do not think that we have to do a lot to turn this team around, it is a matter of better scoring and better defensive systems 5-5. Lets face it you do not have a real bad defence when you have the top PK in the league. The kids are mat
  • goalie : In our rebuilding for nect year the FIRST things I would work toward is a new power play alignment - even if that means trading a guy like Plex. We need layers who can control the puck and do that thing called score. Then we go from there. Our PP has been the basis of player frustration that has now grown to virtually every apsect of the game.
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