Sheldon Souray
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Hi, My name is Sheldon Souray.
I am extremely slow and lazy. Sometimes I don’t move at all for minutes on end. I love to use my hooks to grab onto things. I love clutching and grabbing and holding on to anything that is near me. Sometimes I get angry and hit things for no real reason. I sometimes shoot things in random directions but they usually hit something in the way before they get to where there supposed to.
At one point in my life I liked to shoot pucks hard. I liked to hit other sloths who got to close. One time I was selected among a bunch of other sloths as an All Star sloth but I forget what I did that got me picked. I am a lonely sloth these days.

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- muller93 : MB is forced to go out and get a big D-man. Missing Emelin for almost half the season is the last thing we needed to hear. Now going out and getting a big D-man is a MUST!!!
- muller93 : Now for the Fu**en Bruins who have no business even being in the second round are going to get a nice rest. Yes the same goons who took out one of best D-man for 6 more months. There is NO Fu**en justice. Just venting--Ok i feel better now.
- muller93 : So pissed to see the Rangers lay down and play like total crap. How did the Rangers beat the Caps? This team is playing with no heart--a must win and can only muster 23 shots...PATHETIC !!!
- muller93 : Senet I did see Galchenyuks goal--Made a great move for the game winner. You can see the kid has so much confidence.
- goalie : If Rangers get swept I wonder if Tortorella will get his walking papers? Or Glen Sather? They have tons of 'talent' but zero wins in this series.
- goalie : It's really too bad we lost to the Sens as we would have played the Rangers and the way NYR are playing we would have beat them too. If only. If only!
- Senet1 : Actually I agree it was a good move for them to play a shorter season and get the experience. He could not have played in the minors this year he would have had to play junior or the NHL. However, he now has a year under him and knows what to expect next year and hopefully take a bigger responsibility on the team. Did you see those two goals in the bronze game? Wow.
- muller93 : Good move by the Habs not having Galchenyuk play in the minors. Now Galchenyuk has 1 year in the NHL and playoff experience this is going to pay off big time come next year.
- Senet1 : Galchenyuk scores to back to back goals in shoot out to help USA win Bronze metal. I did not see the second goal but the first was a beauty.
- Senet1 : So we could pick anywhere from 25th to 23rd depending on who wins these quarter final series.
- Senet1 : First, is the 14 teams in the lottery. Then there are 12 teams that did not make the semi finals in the order of the seasonal finish, Then there are the four teams in the semi final the first two eliminated pick in the order of the regular season points total and the last two based on who wins and who loses the cup. So as it stand now if say Detroit beats Chicago then Detroit moves up to pick after us. Boston or NYR will move up and pick after us. LA or San Jose will move up and pick after us
- Senet1 : Basically, I was wrong about the draft pick situation. There are three groups of drafting teams within the 30 teams.
- Senet1 : seriously ready to challenge for the cup. He will us win games but he will not be the difference between winning the cup and not winning the cup. You pick up players like that once you have the team ready to challenge,.
- Senet1 : I am looking at the players to draft and there are a lot of big 6'3-6'5 forwards available ion the draft this year. If we could draft 3-4 big young players in the 2nd and 3rd round why would you want to give that up for a roster player who may have 2-3 years at best. If we are going to build a winner to have to build it with bigger players and there are a lot of good big players available this year. So you sign Ott and he is with us for the short run, but probably not when we are seriously re
- Senet1 : Boullion is a great mentor for the young D-men
- muller93 : Boullion is one of MBs great additions--Boull ion is a definite Keeper.
- muller93 : Getting rid of Kaberle frees up a lot of cash. Boullion is small but is reliable and doesn't back down from anyone.
- muller93 : Exactly Goalie any thoughts on a punishing D-man?
- goalie : They;re showing determination adn skill vs Ducks and Blackhawks.
- goalie : REd Wings could turn out to be the surprise team of this year's playoffs!
- goalie : WE need to rid our team of Kaberle and Webber. Step two would be to then move Diaz. If we get that big d-man I believe that would push Boullion to # 7 on the chart. We'd then go with Georges, PK,Markov (to continue mentoring Ememlin) Tinordi as our starting six . THEN I'd be excited about our chances. We could then work on getting bigger forwards.
- goalie : I too would gladly give up a 3rd round pick for Ott- the type of player we sadly lack. AND if we could get one more rugged, expeienced defenceman it would help immensely.
- muller93 : Senet what you are saying makes sense but if we can get Ott for a 3rd round I'll take that all day.
- muller93 : MB should be looking at a big D-man first, even though I like our blue line with the addition of Tinordi. We need that insurance just in case one gets injured. Also I'm a firm believer in starting with the goalie first then-defense-for wards-and we already have good goalie. We have all noticed when we have the lead Price is tough to beat.
- Senet1 : So sometimes you have to sacrifice for one year or two to build that team in the draft. then add the finishing touches through FA and trades.
- Senet1 : Muller, Detroit is another good example. They have been in the hunt every year with good well balanced teams yet only one or two cups to show for it. However, they have built a team that has a chance every years for the last 10+ years. That is what I think we have a chance to do this year with a good draft. It reminds me of the habs teams of the mid 80 and 90's we built a team then with sold draft picks and won the cup twice during that time period. So sometimes you have to sacrifice a one
- muller93 : Very true Senet, you do need luck and we haven't had any luck it seems since the habs moved to the Bell Center. We had an incredible run in 2010 with some crazy goal tending from Halak. With Galchenyuk-Tinor di-Gallagher all in 1 year--not too bad, even with an early exit in the playoffs.
- Senet1 : Muller I guess we all have our own ideas, but there has never been too many times that were successful when they traded their draft picks away. We have a chance to build this team so we have a shot at winning the cup over the next 10 years. Even as good as Pittsburgh has been they have only won the cup once since Crosby and Malkin have been with the team. That is because you not only need great players but you need luck to win, but one thing about Pittsburgh they have a chance every year. The
- muller93 : Good point on Torres, he might be a liability. Torres has to tone it down a bit, but that's his game-very aggressive.
- goalie : Though I don't condone what Raffi Torres did - thos shows you how repeat offenders or near offenders are going to be treated. His hit was NOT illegal BUT what the rap sheet adn reputation Torres has he got severly punished. Lesson to be learned by OTHER players because Torres dopesn't learn fromk his mistakes.
- muller93 : Senet normally I would agree with you on not trading draft picks but we are not in a rebuilding stage. Sometimes draft picks can be a roll of the dice and it can take up to 3 years to be NHL ready. We have a good team and I agree with Stuo players like Clowe-Torres-Ott -Scott will make a big difference. Somebody has to protect Gallagher, he can't keep getting hit the way does--we need a tough forward so they think twice before going after Gallagher.
- Senet1 : Really a heathly Habs team would probably win more games against the Pens that we did against the Sens. Reason they Pens would not play as physical against us as against the Sens. If we get good goaltending we win at least two games.
- zpezada4ok : hello all «link»
- stuo11 : hes a tougher big guy too! Just a minor adjustment but will help a bit
- stuo11 : hes better than markov, and hes french who was in mention for defenceman of the year
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November 20, 2005 at 12:56 pm
get this bum out of montreal, you can throw in mike ribeeeeeirrroooo as well.
maybe we can score a bag of pucks and some wooden sherwood sticks if we’re lucky.
January 31, 2006 at 10:09 pm
comment je pourai rejoindre sheldon sourray ???tanx go habs go
February 27, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Give the guy a chance. We all know the talent is there…I truly believe it’s the motivation that is missing. Maybe a little self confidence as well. You should never kick a player when he is down, you should lend a hand and help him get back up!
April 24, 2006 at 5:05 pm
I think this guy is a good part of the team. I personaly really like the way he play, he his a veteran and he do his job very well, i did a couple of mistake but that was because of his personnal problem, he is now very good.
April 26, 2006 at 10:06 pm
Listen people, souray is beautiful and a great defensman, everyone screws up once ina while, hes beautiful and im in love with him, negative comments, shove them!
April 30, 2006 at 10:42 pm
I’m with you let’s go.
November 29, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Nice to see that Sheldon is proving superfan wrong. He’s a great defenseman and he can score as well! He’s only human and like all of us, he can be affected by personal life issues. He’s a great asset to the team and he’s got his mojo back!!! Go Sheldon!
January 6, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Yé nice Sheldon!yé con mais y sait shooter!!
February 5, 2007 at 1:31 am
sheldon souray is ****** awesome if montreal didnt have him they would be fucked and not only can he score he can ****** scrap too wooooooooooo
February 10, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Souray IS THE BEST PLAYER WITH THE HABS, JUST LOOK AT HIS STATS, 5 fuckn game winning goals!
Eat that you jealous loosers!
March 12, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Sheldon rocks! Knowing him personally, I can say that there is alopt more to the rumors that went round a while back about him being a “wife beater”. Out of respect for Sheldon, my good friend, I will say this… Women do sometimes beat men. Even hockey players.
Besides who the hell has the right to judge anyone’s personal life? You walk a mile in his shoes, hold his stick and wear his gear and then you have the right to judge. All you negative commenters should go find something else to do with your time since you probably are nothing more than armchair sports analysts and wannabee hockey players. I am neither.
Ott Atla,
Nunavik,
Québec, Canada
March 20, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Sheldon souray, you are the best, and you are so much beautyful, im in love with you, stay like you are…you are the BEST !!!
March 20, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Sheldon Souray THATZ MY MAN!! im steel really really in love with him and one day im gonna maried him! his the man of my life but he dont know yet lol! nywayz is the best player with habs if he goes in an other team ill fallow him
Sheldon if you see my comment i just wanna say to you..I LOVE YOU!!!!!
take care *** Tanya
March 30, 2007 at 6:46 am
Sheldon my family met you when you played in Albany and you made an impression on all of us. Especially when you came to diner, You were young but thoughtful, polite, pleasant. We are so glad to see you having such a good year. The whole family wishes you nothing but the best. Nobody ever called looking for Lasagna…ha ha
July 3, 2007 at 10:11 am
Listen you people that call yourselfs Hab fans and then come in here and put people down and of all people Sheldon Souray are just plain ignorant. If it wasn’t for Souray last year we wouldn’t even have came close to being in the playoffs, why do you think our power play was so amazing last year? All you supposed fans that all you do is complain everytime a habs player does something wrong, maybe you need to be a Leafs fan you would fit in great there because when habs play good you love them when they play bad you hate them, Go to Toronto and have a miserible life
and as for souray it will be a great loss if we lose him, so hope for the best!
January 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
hey habbys, thank you for souray…hes having a wonderful year….